bibliobimbo: in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...– Evelyn Waugh (via hellanne)
elenasalvatoreh: 10 MINUTES THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock opened by many keys is a...– An analogue in popular culture presupposing the vagina as a ‘hole’ or subterranean space separate, in the patriarchal imagination, from the thinking/feeling/knowing body [it] is attached to; and if it is to be deemed desirable, it should remain in a perpetual state of ‘lockedness’, closed off,...
It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life...– Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot (via larmoyante)
It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.– Tom Gates (via pianest)
person: why are all women-
person: women should just-
person: but all women-
person: real women-
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
happylittlekraken: flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out scheisse
meghanmarkles: super1eklectic: The Vampire Diaries should be renamed “fuck everybody else and their feelings because Elena has a problem” I see no lies here.
Jim: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew. Every instinct. Every rational calculation.
Dwight: Some sort of virus?
The Office 9x22/23 "A.A.R.M."